ladylesbianlover:

urhajos:

Mirrored Fencing

yo that shit is sick but seriously, I’d be the idiot that doesn’t notice it and trips over it and impales myself

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

diahpramudita:

That’s the fact
from: anquotes.blogspot.com

diahpramudita:

That’s the fact

from: anquotes.blogspot.com

bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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skeletales:

Lars Bjerre's studio

It’s so fucking cold.

My work shirt is so not warm and I still have ten minutes before I have to leave. I want to cry and go back to bed.

Reblog and see if you get a color.
  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.

grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

nevver:

It’s Record Store Day! Go back and get ignored by record store employees who think they’re cooler than you, just like in the good old days.

nevver:

It’s Record Store Day! Go back and get ignored by record store employees who think they’re cooler than you, just like in the good old days.

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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